At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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