i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize