That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
is it fun? or sober?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
