Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Me too!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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