This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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