Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Bring me that man meat
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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