it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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