I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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