at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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