Only a mothe r could love this liver
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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