she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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