I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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