He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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