They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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