just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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