try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
