do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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