I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
tell me about the eggs
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
