Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
