my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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