You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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