Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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