hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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