I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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