Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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