I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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