It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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