Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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