and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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