cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Dick very happy bro
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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