i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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