She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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