She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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