Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
