She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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