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(919): View more from North Carolina

i must have dtf stamped on my forehead

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(281): View more from Texas

Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....

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(408): View more from California

if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place

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(931): View more from Tennessee

He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.

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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.

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(360): View more from Washington

I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.

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I hate that cat.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.

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