nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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