you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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