Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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