nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I have post one night stand depression
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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