my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
