I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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