Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
