The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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