that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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