Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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