ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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