dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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