I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
