just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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