with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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