So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My balls are so social today.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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