Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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