The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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