Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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